I'm New Around Here

I thought I should drop by and introduce myself to you all. I'm James Darcy, no relation to Fitzwilliam Darcy by the way, or before you ask. How I ended up here is beyond me, one minute I was minding my own business and the next I'm in some novel because my best friend has decided she wants to have my child.

Now don't get me wrong, I'd love to jump in the sack with Lexie, I mean, she's hot. Very hot, but she is my best friend, she's also my business partner, so it could get a little sticky if I don't mesh with her in the sack. Well in truth she wants to go the artificial insemination road, but I've put my foot down. No way are my boys going to be swimming around in a plastic cup, and I've told her that as well. No, if we are going to have a child together we'll do it the good old fashion way. Is that being chauvinistic? I'm surprised she didn't throw that at me when we spoke last.

Man, she is so sexy when she gets riled up. Gets my blood pumping and I just want to take her to .... Okay better not go that far, she may drop by and read this. Maybe I should leave and have a chat with the other boys, see how they handle their women. Yep, that's what I should do. Until next time, have a good one.